lunes, 9 de marzo de 2009

Burros



DEVOTO

-¿Cómo te fue en la noche de bodas?
-Muy mal.
-¿Por qué?
-Porque cuando le dije a Juan que era virgen, el estúpido se arrodilló delante de mí y se puso a rezar.


AMOROSA I
-¿Vos le hablás a tu marido cuando haces el amor?
- Si hay un teléfono cerca, sí.


APROPIADO

-¿No estás usando tu alianza de casada en el dedo equivocado?
-Efectivamente, es porque me casé con el hombre equivocado.


NO TAN BUENA NOTICIA

Una amiga le dice a otra :
-Tenés cara de preocupada...
-Es que estoy embarazada .
- ¡Te felicito! ¿ De cuánto?
- De un mes ...
-¡Pero eso es motivo de alegría!
-Esperá a que el papá se entere, que hace tres meses está de gira....

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